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Nobody knows about the true origin of Pops, but one theory suggests that a lollipop fell into a puddle of nuclear waste and developed human qualities.Mordecai and Pops possibly share a bisexual attraction for each other, for Mordecai continued to look at his penis in one episode, and Pops...him watch.On average, Rigby has more sex than Mordecai, and both have more sex than Benson sex due to his apparent lack of a penis. Benson has the annoying habit of turning red and going ape shit every time he finds his employees slacking off. This left poor Skips no choice but to leave and work at his crap job with Mordecai and Rigby.He is the only one who understands Benson's pain, so naturally he is given the best jobs in the park, such as inspecting bikinis, making the other groundskeepers jealous of him. This understandably sucks, considering he has been granted eternal youth.Cloudy Jay "CJ" was Mordecai's temporary girlfriend that he cheated on Margaret with, then did the same thing in reverse a few seasons later.She's similar to Margaret, except she is a cloud person.
Legend has it that HFG is the spirit of Saddam Hussein's long-lost half brother.
She is completely unaware that Mordecai has a crush on her, even though he once raped her when she wasn't looking.
She is also a bird with boobs, that about sums it all up.
Some hot Canadian chick from Toronto who works as an escort/bartender at Mordecai and Rigby's favorite strip-club.
Mordecai gets an erection every time he sees her, but doesn't have the courage to ask her out.He also lives in a trailer located in the outskirts of the park and squeals like a wild boar when in distress.